
I loudly cursed the editors who suddenly decided hockey was
worth putting on the cover after ignoring the sport all year. The only thing going through my mind was
evident to those who know the publication – the Sports Illustrated cover jinx!

(Post Break 1: I know I’m not the only person who believes
in jinxes, but I admire a man who is directly affected and spits in the face of
one. Josh Beckett did a great job talking to
everyone in the dugout throughout his no-hitter last week. Of course I am also the man who jeopardized his
marriage by banishing his wife to another floor of the house during the Giants playoff
run on the way to Super Bowl 46.)
In a game that was not as close as the score would indicate,
the Rangers advanced to the Stanley Cup Finals beating the Habs, 1-0, but not
before causing every Ranger fan to gnash their teeth and curse the SI staff. The Ranger attack did whatever it could to put
me at ease, peppering Montreal goalie Dustin Tokarski from all angles, but with
no result. My sighs grew deeper with
every failed Ranger power play and missed opportunity. My plans to invade the Sports Illustrated
offices grew more nefarious as the clock ticked down. Thankfully, Dominic Moore buried a brilliant
pass from Brian Boyle with about two minutes left in the second period to make
the intermission a little less tense.


Oh, by the way, as the champions of the Eastern Conference,
the Rangers were awarded the Prince of Wales Trophy. According to hockey superstition, they did
not touch the trophy. Four more wins and they can carry the next trophy
around the ice.
Just Sayin’
Doesn’t Whitley, Nuno and Phelps sound like a law firm? Maybe the Yankees should sue . . .
At this point, I think Phil Jackson should just bite the
bullet and rehire Hubie Brown . . .
I’m waiting for someone to give Derek Jeter a lifetime
supply of penicillin as a retirement present . . .
Eli manning is back at practice two months early – I guess
that Josh Freeman signing really did
scare him . . .
Fantasy Football Update:
In no way, shape, or form am I drafting any Browns this year.
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